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phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.
"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.
by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010
mugGet the phone cancermug.

Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.
God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.
by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021
mugGet the Phone addictmug.

Bike Phone

A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.
“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”
by arrowsispointy August 5, 2019
mugGet the Bike Phonemug.

Bone phone

When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.
Check out that chick with the gauged earrings, I bet she nobs on the bone phone!
by Bummybumkin December 23, 2016
mugGet the Bone phonemug.

Phone Autopilot

Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.

Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.

You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012
mugGet the Phone Autopilotmug.

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.
Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/
by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010
mugGet the phone ditchmug.

Oin the phone

The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft
Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone

Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!
by Racciimy November 17, 2021
mugGet the Oin the phonemug.

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