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Phillip

He is the funniest and coolest person you will ever meet they will be shy at first but when you take the time to be their friend they will be so funny and they will make you feel good. They will probably be your best friend
Gorol 1: Wow who by holy name be that bucco ye over yonder

Boy: Thats Phillip he do be makin me feel like a squirrel in a dome ye down 3k leagues beneath the sea
Gorol 2: Hey "Gorol 1" go kick rocks you skallywag

Gorol 1: That why you shoe rachet and you be smellin rancid wit cho off brand shaqs in that gyat dam TJ Max bargin bin potato sack lookin ass fit you be wearin you just mad beacuse you aint got no motion with cho Dusty,Crusty,Musty ass lookin cut you be lookin like sakura with yo damaged ass hair being shorter than yo time you spent with yo dad.
Gorol 2: No th-this caint be

Boy:No I am your Father
Gorol 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrence: Say Terrence what do yo-
Boy: Who TF are you?
Terrence: NAGASAKI

*EXPLOSION*
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the captain phillips

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
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Pat Phillips

A person, probably a bit older, who is casually racist and doesn't even realize it.
Jeez, can you believe he called that Asian lady and Oriental? What a Pat Phillips.
by Krav Maga Karate Snack January 13, 2020
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ryder phillip blue

He is a great friend and will always be there for you. If you are stuggaling he will try and help you get through it. He is a great boyfriend and will give you a lot. If you have a friend named Ryder you would be very lucky.
I am ryder phillip blue and im proud to be me
by Ryder. March 24, 2023
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Phillip

A very hot man who will surely sex you up
Why do they call you Phillip?
Phillip: Because I will fill up those fallopian tubes
by Phil-678 August 20, 2025
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phillip special

Paying someone to give you a hand job
by obwiwy January 4, 2024
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Phillip Andrè

A man who is the hottest and coolest person to know and to be around. He is the love of my life and the reason I have found my happiness again. Phillip Andrè is the reason people work hard and want to live again.

Phillip Andrè is a one-of-a-kind guy, who brings happiness where he goes.

P.S
He's also Mexican which is hot overall.
Person A: You're a Phillip Andrè

Person B: Awe thank you!
by Olei pippette July 5, 2023
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