by Rob Dietrich April 15, 2004

a pen that doesn’t exist
by wecantsnow.io November 10, 2018

Non Depressed Dude; Hey pass me that pen, I need to Outline my heart, what are you doing like?
Depressed dude; I’m not doing a heart I’m doing a soul, and I need the black pen to colour the full thing in so no...
Depressed dude; I’m not doing a heart I’m doing a soul, and I need the black pen to colour the full thing in so no...
by SavageCabbageVegi January 12, 2018

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
by authOOr July 4, 2006

The act of soothing a girls headache by giving her an asprin, inserting your penis in her ear and thrusting back and forth until you climax, then she uses your sperm to help swallow the asprin.
by Nick Whipps April 21, 2008

The Underboob Pen Challenge is a trend that started in China in late January 2016. It has since then reached all corners of the Internet all around the world. The objective of the challenge is for a female to place a pen, or a similar object under her unsupported breast. It's supposed to prove weather that female is a 'real' woman or not.
Jill: Have you heard of the new "Underboob Pen Challenge?"
Sara: No, what's that?
Jill: It's yet another challenge that sets unrealistic beauty standards on women.
Sara: No, what's that?
Jill: It's yet another challenge that sets unrealistic beauty standards on women.
by Mymojodied May 10, 2016

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......
by Kamikariad March 31, 2015
