Patriots

over hyped football team only supported by winner pickers

guy: bro my team just lost a game like awfully

other guy: dude just support the patriots

by IAmTryingMyBest November 8, 2021

Patriotic Communism

The act of you wanting to take down or get rid of something you don't agree with that is not a violation of the Bill of Rights nor does any wrong, because you are a pussy that hates opposing opinions and facts.

Patriot: Because if she wants to criticise Trump in that disgusting way, she should be in jail.
Reasonable Person: So we're just tossing freedom of speech and protest out the window? Patriotic Communism at work, I see.

by Alakaska November 13, 2018

Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.

The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!

by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023

patriotize

to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror

Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.

by CSteven May 20, 2021

Lipservice Patriot

Anyone who is against things like Equal Employment Opportunities, or "DEI," but then thanks disabled veterans "for their service."

"I used to be a Conservative, until I realized modern Republicans are just lipservice patriots."

by GhostBear614 March 3, 2025

The Patriot

The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.

Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?

by Murphington July 7, 2023

patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.

I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.

by YaDonSon December 4, 2021