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Track Paranoia

A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.
Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia
by LTDZ April 21, 2018
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Coochie paranoia

When you creeping with someone on the low and you think everyone in the circle knows about your coochie.
Person 1: I just so and so’s friend you think he knows about us??
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.
by The problem_solver May 4, 2018
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google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation
fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again
by artag May 12, 2018
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National Pajonalds day

Go to Macdonald's in your PJs with your friends after getting baked with them the night before
Hey you coming to my house tonight? Tomorrow is National Pajonalds Day
by Imamess November 1, 2019
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Sophie Paonessa

An absolute dime of an 05, but occasionally a heartless, soul shattering whore, but it doesn't matter because shes hot.
Senior 1: Bro Sophie Paonessa broke my heart...
Senior 2: Damn bro thats tough, its because shes hot
by William Edward Matthew November 15, 2019
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Mrs.Padron

Usually the HOT teacher in school that everyone wanted to fuck. But ended up in prison because she fucked with a student.
Mrs.Padron fucked with a student which it led to her being in prison.
by ItsCoronaTime March 12, 2020
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Strava paranoia

The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.

Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.
Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.
by glrd May 16, 2020
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