Parent Practitioner

A parent, guardian or authority figure; who practices the art of:

* Parenting

* Advocacy (for family & community needs)

* Balancing Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
A comprehensive approach to a family leader, building whole families through purposed interconnectedness of the varied intersections of any individual family or family construct.

As a Parent Practitioner; I advocate on the federal level for programming and gap fillers I experience in my family and community.

by Kay Taylor July 7, 2020

Parent Complex

The feeling that you have to be right no matter what. People with a Parent Complex feel like the only way to win an argument is to make sure that the other person always walks away dissatisfied.

Dude, I think Stacy has a Parent Complex.

by ThatOneControversy October 3, 2020

Alex Parent

Someone who has the worst opinions when it comes to anything

Alex Parent the n64 is not a good purchase

by GeckoGamer91 October 17, 2020

Parental Footprint

The term for how much of an impact you have on your parent's lives and money. Most poignant when living with parents at an age where you really should have moved out by now.
Derived from 'Carbon Footprint'

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you had to move back in with your parents"
Guy 2: "Yeah it's not so bad though, I have a well paid job and I cook my own meals so my parental footprint is pretty small"

by thejoyoflex March 14, 2011

parental panpipes

When your elderly relatives stay and you hear a long reverberating silentish note from the bathroom.

"oh I think I can hear the magical sounds of the parental panpipes".

by twistedinferno October 9, 2023

Parent shopping

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).

The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.

by G Ninja October 16, 2019

Male Parent

Built: Different

Who's that?
Damb, that's Male Parent

by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021