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Narwhal Penetration-Panda Cuddle

The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.
Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"

Friend: "NICEE!"
by J.Keats March 11, 2010
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panda express

fast food Chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Panda Express!!!!!!!!
by SexyLexie August 21, 2007
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Pandaka

Homosexual male, or male exhibiting flamboyant female tendencies.

The word pandaka originates from the ancient Pali language of India
Look, there goes the pandaka...
by Cougar! August 11, 2009
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panda rider

A derogatory term for Chinese people, mostly ones who drive expensive cars, yet do not shower.
Tom- Did you see my roommate Feng Chin bought a new Audi?!

John- Holy shit, that dude can't even shower!

Tom- I know, that fuckin' panda rider...
by William Squier March 4, 2011
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panda-three-way

Sex in which an established heterosexual couple initiates a sexually inexperienced third person.
He lost his virginity in a panda-three-way.
by BarneyS October 21, 2012
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Panda chan

by Brandon Thomson March 2, 2020
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ROFL-PANDA

a giant pwning panda with ROFLCOPTER blades coming out of his hands, feet, and back.
noob 1: wtf iz dat pwning all teh newbz?

noob 2: ROFL-PANDA.
by dusted_one April 2, 2009
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