paddler

what whitewater kayakers call each other.

you can only say paddler if you are also a whitewater kayaker. Just like nigger for blacks.

by trip420 May 11, 2006

paddled

to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.
this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10
and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.

Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill?
Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is.

by Adam Dixon July 14, 2006

lilly-padding

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.

Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place

by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009

paddlepop

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.

Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.

by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009

peek a boo paddington

to cum on a stuffed animal of a girlfriend

I was makin sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and cummed on her stuffed paddington bear. Hence, Peek a boo paddington!

by LeRenardS13 March 8, 2008

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

Poddy

Shortened abbreviation of a podcast

Tonight I am going to do a poddy with my friend.

by Gogetter23 August 31, 2017