Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.

"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz

by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018

shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.

Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!

by festus 1 November 6, 2012

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!

“Carrrloooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Peckerdongle

A combination of the word "pecker" and "dongle," this was derived on an internet forum as a funny insult, and has been carried into everyday conversation by the people on said forum.

You don't know how to use Google to research stuff for your transcript? You are such a freakin' peckerdongle.

by Peckerdongle April 30, 2008

Sienna Parker

A Girl that is fantasicaly pretty and gorgeous , usually has the best ass in the land and every girl wants to be her.

Guy 1:Omg check out that chick

Guy 2:Wow she must be a Sienna Parker

by jackson190 September 1, 2010

Dirty Parker

is when you jurk-off to five guys fucking each other, Then putting your cum in to your sock

Im go do a Dirty Parker

by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

pecker ripper

This is an unfortunate happening when you are receiving a blowjob from a chick that has braces and the metal rips the skin- hence a 'pecker ripper'

--Johnny is getting his cock sucked by a piece of jailbait

Johnny - Woah you are really good, the metal is an extra bonus!

chick - Mmmfff..

Johnny - Wait it's getting caught on metal.. AUGGHHH!!

hospital nurse - I guess Johnny got a pecker ripper

pulls out a bloody dick

by hieronymus lex November 12, 2012