Before having sexual intercourse with a female, the male lathers his penis in mayonnaise. Then, the mayo-covered penis is inserted into the female and sexual intercourse begins.
I was going to give your mom the Norway Poke last night, but I used up all my mayonnaise on a sandwich earlier.
by Patrick1425 March 14, 2009
Get the Norway Pokemug. A penis shaft that is covered in diarrhea, and once pulled out, topped with peanut butter and reinserted into the anal cavity.
Dude, I was railing that chick in the ass last night, she neglected to tell me she had the runs, so I ran and grabbed some peanut butter, put it on the head, and reinserted, thus I gave her the "Buckeye Poke"
by bigmac2079 June 24, 2010
Get the Buckeye Pokemug. Someone who is still near the begining of a Pokemon video game. And has gained three or more legendary Pokemon, as well as three or more super powerful Pokemon.
Them-
My pokemon: Entei, Darkrai, Shiny Gyarados, Onyx, Nidoking, Raikou, Gengar, Larvitar, crocanaw, Scyther, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Ditto, Dialga, and Teddiursa lol
You-
Yup you fucking traded with somebody. Poke-jew.
Them-
Lol i got Dialga in a trade for my Togetic, And others i got from other people online.. Raikou entei gyarados though they were from my game
You-
Yup. you still retain your title as poke-jew
Them-
Hahaa
My pokemon: Entei, Darkrai, Shiny Gyarados, Onyx, Nidoking, Raikou, Gengar, Larvitar, crocanaw, Scyther, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Ditto, Dialga, and Teddiursa lol
You-
Yup you fucking traded with somebody. Poke-jew.
Them-
Lol i got Dialga in a trade for my Togetic, And others i got from other people online.. Raikou entei gyarados though they were from my game
You-
Yup. you still retain your title as poke-jew
Them-
Hahaa
by Extremlyannoyed April 4, 2010
Get the Poke-Jewmug. by mc guyver June 4, 2009
Get the super pokemug. when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself
rosa pokes jeff
jeff pokes rosa back
rosa immediately creams herself
this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
jeff pokes rosa back
rosa immediately creams herself
this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
by niagrafalls January 30, 2010
Get the poke warmug. Im gona stop by the meth clinic and see if there's any sluts looking for a coke poke.
I coke poked Liz last night, bitch is a ho!
I coke poked Liz last night, bitch is a ho!
by cappdoodledoo May 23, 2011
Get the coke pokemug. by joe! July 1, 2005
Get the toe pokemug.