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r/philippines

The best reddit and discord community ever. They don't appreciate cucks and they're actually functioning members of society unlike their counterpart r/2philippines4u who doxxes people and shitposts.
Mama mo: Hey, is there any cool subreddits?

Anak mo: Of course, it's R/PHILIPPINES!!

Mama mo:Wooooah, raaaad.
by melancholyishere August 7, 2023
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philisity

A ghetto black ho that has big tits and booty and is more than likely a prostitute.
philisity get your money to yo pimp befo 2 or you fired!
by tydro456 March 1, 2010
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philias

a greek based list of stuff we obsessively love.
the opposite of phobias the list things we fear the most.
Brody: dude i have a phobia of pain the slightest bruise scared the shit out of me.im going to go by myself a bubble.nut dude you have a philias to pain..i think its called agrophilia.

Brody2: bro dont be scared cut your wrist its awsome! i just love the feeling soo much that i actually had surgery so that im less tolerable to pain.if i bought a bubble i would buy it full of razors and rattle snakes.wooo hoo i fucking love pain!!!
by Kittira April 3, 2009
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philipino cut

When you offer your friend a chinese cut, he gets horribly offended, you look stupid in front of your friends, and you feel like a complete douchebag. Your friend has to be Philipino for this to be the case.
The Philipino Cut:

"Hey guys"
"Hey"
"Let me jump in line here"
"Okay - Chinese cut me"
"I'm not Chinese!"
"I didn't say you were Chinese - it's called a Chinese cut - don't you remember it, say, from grade school?"
"You racist!"
by wussie December 3, 2007
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philibology

The science that explains the universe; the secret society which includes such historical figures as Hercules, Abraham Caesar, Jesus Christ, Alexander the Great, George Washington and Johnathon Depp.
Philibology states that if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it it still makes a sound. end of story. And cats in boxes are either dead or alive. not both jackass
by Dr. Ryan C. Crest January 20, 2009
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Phillish

When you are so crossfit you forget how to type, all rules of the English language leave you and you spout gibberish
Example of Phillish text
I realise that makes no sence but iv been staring at a computer screen for 2 hra and havnt eatem properly in 2 days...
by beastmode2014 November 25, 2014
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Philip

Philips are amazing boys, the type that every girl wants. They’re usually blonde or dirty-blonde haired, with really big brown eyes. But no matter how they look, something about them drags the girls to them. They’re exceptionally good singers and are really athletic. They are kind, caring, and the perfect boyfriend. Often they’re vertically challenged (short) but that shouldn’t stop any girl from liking him any less. What are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a Philip!!
Girl 1: OMG did you see that boy?!? The really cute one, with the big brown eyes and blonde hair???
Girl 2: oh ya, he must be a Philip
by Imsuchaboringperson February 19, 2019
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