OneSchooled

The action of writing an incident report to your school profile within the Queensland Department of Education state school system.

One: "Did you get OneSchooled?" Two: "Yep, I did a bad thing..."

by mine_1 August 4, 2025

oneshotted

To be so blown away by a single incident that your entire mental architecture is re-wired, your beliefs permanently altered.

The implication is of an almost druglike fugue state.

Prior to its recent adapted meaning, oneshotted originated gamer slang: "When an opponent kills you in a single blow, you have been oneshotted."

“‘Ayahuasca’ is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous drugs with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively taken by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like ‘heal internalized racism trauma’ and basically get oneshotted by it.” - tweet by @landsharkrides

by runcibleduck August 6, 2025

Ones

Meaning to have a indefinite number of a thing in a single digit range (2-9).
In the category of words such as hundreds and thousands.

Usually used to specify that one have very little of something, or as good as nothing while still being technically not nothing.

I'm very sad, I only have ones of chicken nuggets left in my fridge.

by Zystrike November 3, 2025

obeus

miss spell penis

my obeus is too big

by O DIN DIN DONE January 8, 2026

Flirtatious Ones

Someone who flirts with everyone regardless of what sex. Can be male or female and unconsciously flirts with everyone. Ends of breaking people's heart because of unintentional flirting.

Person 1: Gosh he so flirty with me!
Person 2: Yep and to the rest of the population. Be careful, he's one of the Flirtatious Ones.

by Alice & Malice June 17, 2014

Small ones

Decisions your spouse makes cause you got the control.

I am making strategy decisions.. tingting is making small ones.

by Atpita October 26, 2017

Big ones

Money money money money money money money mother fucker

That will be 20 big ones sir

by Disman September 4, 2018