When you have finnaly gotten your penis hard then you wack it onto your dogs face then you run as fast as you can then tackle a wooden chair.
by clouttcoochie December 29, 2018
Get the Strong Chairmug. getting folded , having a big weekend and coming out on the scattered side. Sunday your a deck chair .
bill- geees you're acting like a deck chair just folded.
sunny- i aint a chair
bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.
sunny- i aint a chair
bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.
by Queenbe3 December 11, 2021
Get the deck chairmug. (Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018
Get the chair closetmug. The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"
also known as the "36"
Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.
Guy 2: You mean 36ed?
Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.
Guy 2: You mean 36ed?
Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.
by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011
Get the Chair Chompermug. Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
Get the Chair Jockmug. by Thestelosipherstone February 21, 2017
Get the chair wardrobemug. by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013
Get the Chair queefmug.