A replacement for a bf or gf.
by Kooman October 18, 2017
Get the new brandmug. an acid attack.
Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019
Get the Jo Brandingmug. when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them
Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.
Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*
Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch
Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding
Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*
Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch
Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding
by bossness00 January 15, 2014
Get the pen brandingmug. The inability to create any meaningful effort at creating a brand - despite brand creation being a company's only hope at success - leaving the brand floating in the ether. Not making progress, not making mistakes. Just existing in a space that humans cannot see.
Bob hasn't done a thing for that company, idk how he hopes to make it. He's just floating around in brand purgatory, hoping for a miracle.
by Startup Street May 18, 2025
Get the Brand Purgatorymug. offers highly effective, sustainable, and innovative household cleaning products. Summit Brands began with the distribution of a multi-purpose rust stain remover,
Consumers prefer Summit Brands products because they solve the toughest cleaning problems. All of our products have a money–back guarantee, promising that every product will meet or exceed your expectations
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
Get the Summit Brandsmug. by truest_fax August 4, 2021
Get the store brandmug. When brands agree to cross-promote each other. In effect, each brand becomes a separate sales channel for all the others in the group.
When a driver of a high end sedan gets out of the car wearing an expensive watch and a bespoke suit, now that is co-branding. Each of the three brands have agreed to promote each other in RL (Real Life), on television, in print, online, in social media and on the mobile web.
by ProfBruce May 14, 2011
Get the co-brandingmug.