October 1st

The worst day of all time. Imagine taking acid, you have bad tripsitters, and in a bad mindset....yea

"Damn you remember October 1st how was it?"
"Fucking terrible."

by MaddieWilson November 24, 2021

October 19th

Reape5r's birthday

Fuck yeah it's October 19th let's fuck

by Reape5r August 4, 2022

October 13th

Give your partner a lap dance day! Grind that ass on their lap!

Person 1:Hey dude you know what day it is?
Person 2:What?
Person 1:*Sits on lap* October 13th !

by Forksarebetterthanspoons October 12, 2022

October 13th

show him ur boobs day

Go ahead girl and show him ur boobs. Ur man prolly had a hard day at work or highschool. U no what wld make ur man rlly happy...your boobs.

"Hiya babe, I know u had a really hard day at work.... its October 13th so I got a surprise for u.."

by Lord Knowledge October 13, 2022

October 15

my birthday :D

October 15th is my birthday :D

by Tatsnice October 26, 2022

october 15

A person birthday who has a 8 inch plus dick size and loves redheads.

Damn was he born October 15 he has a huge dick

by Asewiser October 3, 2019

October 17

People born on this day are immune to all spider poison and venom. They can eat spiders if they so choose and nothing will happen to them. If someone born on october 17 recommends spiders to you, do Not act on the recommendation. You may not be immune.

"Hey wanna try out this new spider place?"
"Sure bro, but wait, what day were u born on?"
"Oh October 17, why?"
"Oh sorry bro I can't. I'm not immune to spiders. Maybe ask your twin or something."
"Oh not again!"

by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019