Ellie is a girl you want as your friend. She’s a fucking angel and has a heart of gold. She’s one of the most trustworthy and kind people you’ll ever meet. She’s so gorgeous and some people would die for her looks but she just doesn’t see it. An Ellie is probably the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. They’re the best with secrets. She’s the kind of person to talk you on long walks where you can clear your mind, or to take you shopping. It’s sad sometimes because Ellie’s are taken advantage of very quickly and suddenly they’re being manipulated by some two faced toes. Ellie moss’s are so kind that they struggle to say no... which is there weakness. But don’t worry, a crispy will intervene and save the day. Ellie’s you need to stand up for yourself. You deserve better friends, ones who aren’t two faced, ones who suddenly care when your pretty or dying, ones who are friends with you for money. Stay away from those people. They’re snakes. Instead try to hang out with the people who, put a smile on your face, are trustworthy, halerious, always there for you no matter what, absolutely stunning, so pure and wholesome, not the best at math but she’s trying, also obsessed with the dolan twins... If you haven’t guessed by now... all those things are what make YOU unique crispy. I hope you know you mean the world to me :))
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx
by Sister Sushi March 29, 2019
Get the Crisp Oystermug. by Cupcakemaker1984 August 6, 2025
Get the Rotten Oystermug. by edmondsun August 19, 2009
Get the Oyster Bashmug. My dog keeps snatching up my Oyster Catchers and dragging them around the house. Its even worse that he likes the dirty Oyster Catchers the best! It’s so embarrassing when I find my dog has drug dirty oyster catches into the neighbors years.
by CrazyJ. September 9, 2020
Get the Oyster Catchermug. by Ninclouse2000 October 2, 2019
Get the oyster catchermug. Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.
In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.
In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.
by sobbingmess April 29, 2024
Get the Female oystermug. A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024
Get the semen oystermug.