Owl

Another word for a pedophile, usually a white one.

I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve seen that owl staring at the elementary school kids… he’s always perched up in his nest seeing which one to take next.

by Adventurer_117 September 7, 2023

Owl's Foot

A measure of short time or distance.

I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.

by p-tank June 14, 2021

Owl in bowl

When someone “puts the owl in bowl, they are simply putting the owl in bowl.” If they do not put the owl in bowl, they are not putting the owl in bowl.

This relates to the sport bowling.

He is definitely putting the owl in bowl!

by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025

Battle Owl

A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.

There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF MY CAT!?!?!?!

BATTLE OWLSS

by The great informer October 12, 2012

Hidden owl

When your penis is the equivalent of an innie bellybutton.

That DJ was wearing spanx and has a total hidden owl!

by The Waterman April 13, 2020

owl watching

“Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.

Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.

by johnny_jizzle January 19, 2018

Lousy Owl

On the surface a good person, but underneath there's a dark side that's been repressed and is just waiting to come out. Usually from disagreement, or from alcohol, these people will turn from friendly to hateful and spiteful at the drop of a hat.

The kind of person that you can't believe beats his wife, that guy you don't drink with anymore, if you disagree in the slightest they become a very mean and spiteful person.

"Hoss is a great guy for the most part, but there's a lousy owl lurks in him."
"Watch out with them, that's a group of lousy owls"

by evil texan December 22, 2023