When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug. by DIRTY_definitions March 4, 2018
Get the sneezing beavermug. Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 21, 2020
Get the "escape hatch" sneezemug. by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025
Get the Beaver Sneezemug. Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.
by PuggyCook February 14, 2013
Get the Pug Sneezemug. A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen
by Not a bitch sneeze September 17, 2015
Get the Dip sneezemug. by Whale scientist February 3, 2018
Get the Whale sneezemug.