wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Sam and nelson

The gayest boys you will ever meet. They like to sleep and touch each other. They say there just "keeping each other company" but anyone that is not deaf knows what their doing. Get wrecked nelson and sam

Liam: see that gay couple over there?
Ian:yeah
Liam:there total Sam and nelsons

by Sam and nelson November 2, 2019

Nelson

A little boy who thinks he's affiliated and cheated on his girl

Nelson a little boy on nothing

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020

jealous nelson

A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).

Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!

by Dooberydingelton February 16, 2021

Nelson

Nelson is an amazing and funny person. He is very handsome and has amazing hair. Although all of that he is still a virgin and can't put his finger on the reason for that. If you meet a wild Nelson you really want to be friends with him because he will never let you down.

girl 1: Look there is Nelson.
girl 2: yeah look at his jawline.

by pipiundkaka January 23, 2023

Nelson Creek

Generally a smart, handsome bloke who is great at sports and music. But they can be short midget fucks who gives everyone shit!!

Girl 1: That guys is such a Nelson Creek!
Girl 2: Like as in awesome or dickhead-like?

by Aegis328 December 16, 2011

Bennie Nelson

Do not sacrifice anything for this little girl! She is the most cruel selfish righteous peice of poo poo in the world

Some would describe her as a mother of earth but I’d describe her as mother of her own destruction.

GL C:

This Bennie Nelson is a savage but dam she cruel asf.

She’s horrible at affection and loving one another. She can’t make any sacrifices for anyone besides her on self being. She one selfless female dog.

by Gotruckyourself March 18, 2019