nathans

Charming and intermittently gregarious but bipolar binge drinkers with a dash of recluse and some misanthrope for seasoning.

The change in him was so pronounced that she surmised he must be one of those nathans she'd been warned about.

by Dr. Johnson December 17, 2004

nathan

A natural gay boy that cant get a girlfreindand never will

We have a nathan in our house

by I needz this February 12, 2017

Nathan

A sweet, awesome, and caring guy that is always there even if my times get tough. <3

Nathan is the most beautiful hoooman.

by Gelceea July 24, 2018

Nathan

Nathan is an ugly, raccoon-like baguette that symbolizes a Jaden. He will fuck your friends and parents. He is an attention whore for reassurance, even if it’s from UR MOM. Nathan’s are usually characterized by having long, greasy hair and a penguin like stance. They walk worse than umbridge the frog. Their fingerd look like a cross between Shrek and ThanosAnd if you actually know a pretty Nathan, well, his soul looks like that and if he ever fucks you, you will see what a monster he is.

“Wow, that whore is definitely a Nathan.”- whispered Johnny to Bob as he passed a sausage-like figure in the hall.

by Itsyaaaaagirl November 12, 2019

Nathan

A man who makes excuses to be late, so that later he can use being late as a way to flake.

Wow... Andrew said he's coming, but we all think he's pulling a Nathan.
Kharl ate some corn flakes today, and thought of that one time Dylan used the Nathan maneuver to get out of hanging out.

by ProbablyNotKharl February 5, 2017

Nathan

a big nose jew who resembles a lot like big bird, he eats spicy chickens and loves to ride his tricycle

hey I see Nathan over there let's steal his bike

by Bbal0928 September 6, 2016

Nathan

A guy who at times can be mistaken for a woman from the back due to having longish/female-like hair.

Stuart: Hey did you see that girls hair! Tamara: That was Nathan. Stuart: What a wanker.

by Geek Vampette December 12, 2010