progressive wells

Well drinks served at a bar that become progressively more expensive as the day marches on.

Well drinks are 50 cents starting at 9 pm. Every half hour the price goes up by 25 cents. Progressive Wells.

by WhoCaresMrBean October 9, 2013

Well-Clive

To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.

One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."

I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."

by Waltonator June 20, 2021

shartesian well

a manhole cover that oozes sewage

The lift station failed, resulting in several nearby shartesian wells flooding the streets with sewage.

by KylerLaird February 18, 2021

spree-wells

The stupid ass rims that get yo ass busted fo drugs. Bitch, dey wuddunt mine.

My homy left some ice in my fly escalade. Then I got butt-raped by a large inmate.

by the donkey September 3, 2003

well dipping

The action of putting ones nuts into a vagina, instead of using the shaft.

I went well dipping with my buddy last night.

by Itchmynuts December 20, 2017

cum wells

The dimples at the bottom of girls back.

'I was screwing her from behind, it was sweet.'
'Dude you didn't blow your load inside did you?!'
'No pulled out just in time to fill her "cum wells"!

by Pig85 September 12, 2013

Well dweller

Someone that looks like they should live down a well!!!!

Wow they look like they should live down a well don't you think

Sure dude defiantly a well dweller

by Smash0101 March 9, 2013