munker

A cross between a man-cave and a bunker, the purpose of which is to allow the male ego to survive and flourish amidst nuclear war, biological attack, and artillery bombardments. Must be well-stocked with cold beer, sports memorabelia, flatscreen TV, and pre-recorded sports games from the past 10 years.

As the ground rattled around him, Jacob took comfort in a frosty brew and the 2009 World Series replay, knowing that he would be safe from all enemy attacks in his well-fortified munker.

by Chips Gearhard December 22, 2010

mucker

someone on meth who steals insignificant items such as safety pins, erasers, dials, key chains, electrical tape, bic lighters, and paper.

Becky's on meth and mucking again, i caught her taking my paper clips and hanging keychains from the ceiling.

by Jenn D May 4, 2004

Anti-masker

A person who does not want to wear a mask during the COVID-19 pandemic. Usually from America, and a Trump supporter.

Store employee: Put on a mask or leave

Anti-masker: YoU cAn’T mAkE mE wEaR a MaSk, iT iNfRiNgEs oN mY rIgHtS!!!

Store employee: *Facepalm*, I don’t get paid enough for this

by Spicyspectrum March 17, 2021

the musket

The act of packing you penis hole with cocaine, then penetrating then analy penetrating the other party. When climaxing the cocaine will spray into the lower intestin causing an instant high. Also known as "the Pompeï"

I gave her the musket and she was forever blowing bubbles!

by matchstickmen January 27, 2011

Fother Mucker

A fother mucker has a serious design defect. Never play him or her for a sucker because they earn their respect. They're basically like a CD in your stereo system that you can't eject, like a hardstyle DJ that just wrecks your neck. Like the best looking bitches, they'll keep your dick erect.

I'm a wild fother mucker, mother fucker dig that.

by Axkopfealix August 12, 2010

Three Musketeers

A gay male threesome.

Wow, I was over a Fred's last night and Kevin came over. We had a Three Musketeers and it was INCREDIBLE. "All for one, and one for ALL!"

by MQuiggle July 13, 2007

Musketeer Rat

Commonly Used to describe one's genital.

John: My Musketeer Rat is itchy, can you help me out please?
Mary: Sure!

by slaffytaffers October 19, 2009