Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.

You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"

by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022

modern help

Modern help is when you use phrases that are popularly used. For example period, cap, on god, etc.

Girl that’s on period. Modern help is when you use phrases that are popularly used. For example period, cap, on god, etc

by anonymous December 20, 2020

modern mom

when you just swaggin like that ya heard????

ares: i just spread more cp

random nigga: thats so modern mom bro

by Gameanator September 26, 2022

Modern day loveletter

pretty much just your feelings through texts

Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter

by featherface=) May 29, 2009

Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

Modern Tax Society

what we live in

Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.

by asomea January 7, 2021

Retro modernism

Sports design that experiments using classic tropes into a modern uniform.

Usually modern designs made to look from a surent time period.

Example; nhl winter classic, using throwbacks uniforms

Hockey teams playing the winter classic would use retro modernism to create their uniform for the big game.

by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021