A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...
by Ham face July 18, 2020
Get the mind monkey mug.When a person is dirty minded, they think abt anything weird, even Yum-Yum Fats from you chest..
They will probably think of something sexual more often then a person that isnt dirty minded.
like if you find 2 basketballs and someone gave you a stick.. wtf would that be if you put it in the centre of the 2 basketballs..
They will probably think of something sexual more often then a person that isnt dirty minded.
like if you find 2 basketballs and someone gave you a stick.. wtf would that be if you put it in the centre of the 2 basketballs..
*You*: Hey!! Do you know what starts with p, is inside pants and you can put something in it??
*Dirty minded friend*: Uhh.. i dont think you wanna know
*You*: ITS A POCKET!!
*Dirty minded friend*: oh.. i thought it was something uhh.. lets say dirty-
*Dirty minded friend*: Uhh.. i dont think you wanna know
*You*: ITS A POCKET!!
*Dirty minded friend*: oh.. i thought it was something uhh.. lets say dirty-
by 2DRY4U December 9, 2021
Get the Dirty Mind mug.Phenomena that occurs after exiting the interstate in which the driver continues to drive at high speeds (65+) through low speed zones (30-) such as neighborhoods and school crossings. Many speeding tickets are thought to be the result of this.
"Do you know how fast you were going through town?"
"75, I know....I'm still in the interstate of mind."
"75, I know....I'm still in the interstate of mind."
by dedle January 2, 2012
Get the Interstate of mind mug.A phrase used when someone offers you useless or moronic advice, which will be immediately disregarded but you do not want to offend them, sparing their weak minds.
Them: Hey maybe you should join the Army. You know that its a great way to see the world. You will become more of an individual and nowadays they can place you in jobs that won't involve you having your limbs blown off or your face looking like Freddy Krueger's.
You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
by Ragingdrunk January 10, 2010
Get the Keep that in mind mug.A maddening act of bizarre behavior which inevitably forces one to question their own sanity due to the shocking disbelief that overwhelms the mind with a shattering and intensive blow while holding its victim in a complete state of alluring awe.
Bryan mind raped John with many degrading words.
When John found himself in a strange opportunity that belittled him, Bryan mind raped him during the seductive act using his powerful words.
John knew it was wrong, yet he helplessly liked it.
John did as Bryan directed him and found himself doing what he recently opposed.
John thought to himself, "Wow Bryan totally mind raped me."
When John found himself in a strange opportunity that belittled him, Bryan mind raped him during the seductive act using his powerful words.
John knew it was wrong, yet he helplessly liked it.
John did as Bryan directed him and found himself doing what he recently opposed.
John thought to himself, "Wow Bryan totally mind raped me."
by SeaWhale March 9, 2014
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by chelseachelsea April 2, 2007
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