9 to midnight

Tucking your boner up into your waistband so it's not as obvious

After Jessica walked by, I totally had to go from 9 to midnight so people wouldn't think I had a banana in my pocket.

by musicfreak36 March 25, 2011

Midnight Candy

The act in which you tell a 14 year old girl you want to have sex with her

"Damn she's only 14 but she's so hot I'm gonna midnight candy her"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 19, 2017

Midnight Molotov

When playing the zombie apocalypse shooter game Left 4 Dead and you slaughter your entire team (supposedly by accident) with a molotov cocktail. This does not have to refer to a molotov cocktail massacre - a petrol cannister will suffice - fire hurts no matter the source. Derives from the fact that it's all over when midnight arrives, followed by the flames of Hell.

1) "It was all going so well, until we got midnight molotov'd and we ended up losing! Man, I could kill that bastard!"

2) "Who fucking midnight molotov'd us?
"That was me - I was aiming for the zombies!"
"You useless effing turd!"

by BurntOutHobo March 3, 2010

Midnight Moonpie

When you ejaculate on someone's face when they are sleeping

Who ever falls asleep first gets a midnight moonpie!

by BigRonda November 28, 2012

midnight switch

when you're fucking a bitch you blindfold her then leave the room. your homie comes in and starts fucking her and she still thinks its you

damn bro we just pulled a midnight switch on that hoe

by Moonmanjewmanz666 March 6, 2017

Midnight Red

America's boyband, aka the best boyband ever, consisting of 5 talented guys named Colton Rudloff, Joey Diggs Jr, Thomas Augusto, Eric Secharia and Anthony Ladao.

"Who are they?"

"They are Midnight Red! The greatest boyband ever!"

by I.V. December 11, 2013

midnight red

When you wake up in the middle of the night with your Period.
When you get your period in the middle of the night.

"I couldn't sleep"
"Why?"
"I had a midnight Red"

by InhaledLarry November 27, 2013