Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

by Fekakta October 25, 2009

Messa

The known of a particular person that is a mess, in all aspects of his/her life.

Matt you are a Messa

by Name claimer January 15, 2009

Messages

This is a Scouse term, originating in Liverpool, which basically means the shopping (groceries).

Go and get the messages in or you're not sleeping in this fucking house tonight.

by Rammo July 20, 2010

messendays

Days past during which no particularly amazing thing happened but which were nevertheless wonderful. These days are indelibly printed in your memory and usually took in place in the summer.

'That was a messenday' or 'Those were messendays'.

by Olulabelle February 15, 2006

Messable

Someone who is most prone to being messed with

Nate is very messable.

by Made up Mark May 27, 2018

over-message

When you send too many messages to one person at one go, or send a long rambling pile of poo when you only needed two sentences. see spam

Message1: Hi I remember you from school you are sooo hot blah blah blah

Message 2: ....
Message 3: ...

Reply: WTF!???

Message 14: sorry, I wayyy over-messaged there. I live my wife and kids and I will not be in contaact again.

by captain jack aubrey May 13, 2009

Subdermal Messaging

Making you point by punching the recipient in the arm, thigh, chest, junk, etc.

Boy was about to queer the deal so I sent him some subdermal messaging.

by beelzabitch December 31, 2009