Mélisande

Ugly but sensitive, has not much to do on this earth, loves cats, food and a few human-beings

Tu es grosse Mélisande

by Lifeisahoeandsoiam November 20, 2021

Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.

Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*

by mr eckert September 9, 2021

Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.

Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.

by mr eckert September 18, 2021

Melissad

Noun: A person who steals ideas from others. A person or persons who steals concepts, especially in secret and without using force or violence. The plural of melissad is melissas. The related noun "melissad" refers to the act or an instance of stealing. In general, intentionally taking an ideal or business plan that doesn't belong to you makes you a melissad.

Verb: The act of taking advantage of another persons intelligent plan and using it for ones self.

I shared my business plan with a friend and they Melissad me.

I don't want to share my ideas cause I could get melissad.

Bro, You got melissad right out of that promotion.

by Missing Link October 19, 2021

melisa

elle suce bcp est très gai

melisa aime sucer

by pzbdjzjaha373722 November 21, 2021

Melissa

Someone that takes time to get to know them fully, but when you do, you won't regret it. Someone who you will love only for her personality and vibes. Someone who laughs with you and at you, but mostly with you. Someone who you won't ever regret meeting. Someone who's kinda evil, but its ok because you still love them. Someone who, even through the tough times, will still love you. :)

Hey look at Melissa over there. She is awesome

by afreakinpieceofcheese November 21, 2021

Melissa

A name used to hide ones identity... this can be seen as strange, however the person using this name as a fake name does not have any malicious intention. They are a nice person, and this name is simply an alternate identity and a source of privacy.

“Hi there, I don’t know you but I want your Snapchat what’s your name,” says a weird guy blocking her way.

“Hi there, my name is Melissa... here’s my social media” she then gives the strange man her fake identity and leaves, therefore protecting herself.

by Pencil Maggee November 21, 2021