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Maggot Cunt

What a Necrophiliac wants over coldness and stiffness.
The old maggot cunt was festering with pleasure as i entered for a 30 second fuck!
by Furfur October 9, 2009
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Maggie

Maggie is a girl who always looks like a million bucks (ie. pretty dresses and skirts), except when she wears sweats/ athletic wear (ie. the HC sweatshirt). She does look good in athletic wear but not "a million bucks" good.

Her face is like an angel's... one flash of her smile would allow her to get away with murder. Her voice is also like an angel's, both in song and speech. Shes like those girls on miss USA without the skanky. When you first meet her, you will think she is sweet as a cupcake, but when you get to know her, you learn otherwise.

Maggie is a girl who is very smart but uses her smarts to taunt/ torture people sometimes. Her pessimistic/ apathetic perspective on life is hilarious along with her sarcasm.... when it is not used at your expense.

She maintains the perfect balance between care-free and serious diligence, working hard to become a doctor during the week then throwing some stellar parties on the weekends.

She has phenomenal taste in music, preferring Celine Dion, Justin Beiber, and Broadway show tunes

To sum up Maggie Johnson, she's got as much feisty-ness as a bobcat, more wit than your college professors, and looks like a disney princess.
Maggie looked so pretty today in her purple dress.... and then she made Andy cry. Disney Princess Rapidform Justin Bieber Medical School Bobcats Broadway Miss America
by Len Jeavitt June 29, 2011
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Maggots

a group of crazy motherfuckers who will beat the livin shit out of each other when a heavy or nu metal song is on. normally hang in packs with other maggots and will never back down from fights
Did you see the maggots?" "Yea dude they were beating the hell out of each other listening to heavy metal!
by Maggot Shadow931 April 8, 2011
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Maggoted

when u get on the piss and u spew up ur guys everywhere
fuck u where maggoted last night
by Gareth Littlehales November 21, 2004
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Social Maggot

A Social Maggot is an individual who rejects societal norms, has tendencies toward deviant behaviors, and does not always care what others think or their affect on others.

To be called a social maggot is often derogatory,an in one who is a criminal sociopath,for example.

So, there you have it. A social maggot is,quite simply, a maggot of society. Low-down,dirty,rotten,and inclined to partake of the seedy side of life, though some take this term as a thing of pride. It can also represent a rogue bastard type of individual,one who is self-reliant and liberated.
" That Xander guy is such a social maggot. All he does is get trashed at strip clubs while his girlfriend holds down a job at HEB and pays the bills."

" Yeah, she deserves better."

"That Chris gal is SUCH a social maggot! She dosn't celebrate any of the traditional national holidays, dosn't watch TV or give a crap about celebrity culture, and is always immersed in some wierdo hobby or other."

" Damn! Can I have her number?!"
by ChrisMarie December 24, 2009
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Michael Maggio

An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell
Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?
by TryingtoWarnOthers August 23, 2011
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orders of magnitude

A hyperbolical and completely unnecessary adverbial phrase in techie or business-speak that simply means "much" or "considerably".
"I think we would like it to be more reliable," Katz-Bassett said. "It's orders of magnitude less reliable than the telephone network right now. I think it should be pretty possible to get it closer."

(From a Yahoo! news report)
by sayasan April 12, 2008
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