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A list of some of English's worst swear words. Used to express great anger.

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by peoplepeople43 April 25, 2010

MILF bombed

Getting offered a blow job by the mother of a friend, who is deeply attracted to you

I went to Jakes house, and his mom milf bombed me.

by Jake Sulleytalibur September 14, 2011

milfhunter

A foot shooting male who glamorizes his demonizer BASED on age (older women) while demonizing his own gender BASED on age.

He calls older males who seduce young college girls "predatory dirty old men" then calls himself a "hunter". He glamorizes the being who will call him "pervert, predator, dirty old man" when he becomes a sugardaddy as his polarity shifts downwards towards women younger than him.... An inevitability since 90% of males marry and few marry someone older than them.

He rewards women's age based demonization of him with age based glamorization while the rest of males marry females younger than us because.... F that double standard. Its a HUGE turn off.

"when I was 22 I was a milfhunter. I loved a 40 year old woman. I gave 4 yaers of my life to her. Then I turned 40 and young women because the mysterious woman and I met Sherry who was 22. The milfs i once glamorized.... descended upon us with their standard vicious labels 'you pervert predator dirty old man she can be your daughter. How dare you catch up on the youth we took from you DIRTY OLD MAN. You sick creepy old man'. They told her I was "dangerous" just because I was 40. That's what the milfs I glamorized did to endless 10000s of boytoys of the past. Thats when I realized who milf REALLY IS (my demonizer). And I realized who I really was all along (a sucker). NOWWW i get it."

by gloonie roonie November 10, 2008

milf hunter

Balding scouser who looks older than he really is. Unable to hit on laydeez of his own age or younger, he has to look to the more 'mature' woman. Sadly he doesn't get far with them either as his cheeky smile is as far as it goes..always hunting, never scoring Sexually unsophisticated he resorts to shaving his nutsack to make himself seem more attractive. Hasn't had intercourse for so long he is technically a virgin. AKA - Brizza

Milf Hunter - The dude that runs the stationery team at our work. Cheeky, chirpy, covered in tattoos. He's already eyeing up the latest 'older' woman to start in the office..

by Jimbwoy March 14, 2007

Milfbait

Adj. A male who seeks the affections of mature women exclusively (see MILF, Cougar). Syn. Cougarbait

Joe won't date a woman under 40, he's hardcore Milfbait.

by JRSLim June 19, 2009

Milfasa

A milf, particularly one known to have especially rampant pubic hair. Combines Milf and Mufasa, the lion from "The Lion King."

Duuuude, I fucked Tracy, but she was a Milfasa!

by David R Pennett April 27, 2010

MILFitia [milf-ish-a]

A small group of extremely attractive middle age women who fight the battle against staying loyal to their husbands through having as many sexual encounters with others as possible. These "others" are also known as "POS", or Prisoners of Sex. They are forced (willingly) to fuck the shit out of each member of the MILFitia. The members of a MILFitia often are seen at beaches with their children, in the frozen food section at a shopping center without the restriction of a bra, and at the local soccer games cheering their kids on every thursday night in their short shorts and tight tank top. Their seductive tactics help to avoid the use of weapons. They prefer to use the power of sex to fight their battles.

MILFitia milf-ish-a.........Take a look around. No need for an example, follow the definition and you'll see examples EVERYWHERE.

by warheadzz July 30, 2010