Morning Mahogany

When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants

Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky

Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants

Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)

by The Nigerican June 22, 2011

morning camel

A standing sex position;

While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.

Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.

Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.

by TheMorningCamel February 9, 2017

Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.

Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.

by Klara Kash May 23, 2013

Morning Mood

That one classical song played whenever a character wakes up on a peaceful day.

Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.

by Ligma Fella September 8, 2018

morning pudding

Eating the pussy in the morning

I wake up and eat that morning pudding

by defdictd May 13, 2015

Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.

Dude, she had serious morning dew.

by jsabo November 22, 2009

amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.

I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.

by CAPTIAN HERO January 14, 2008