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absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023
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Sweating melons

Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.
I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons
by An0nomuse September 20, 2023
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something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl
*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT
by aphmaufan October 3, 2023
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Royal melon

Oh my God clones fight royal melon would be a clone and pair is not a clone. Oh my god oh my god oh my God basically to YouTube shorts are you ARG are you got clothing for
I got cloned by Royal melon
by Micah crazy October 8, 2023
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Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS

THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.

Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.
Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.
by GOD__> December 5, 2020
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