Stirring the mayo

Female masturbation resulting in creaming.

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

mayo

1. Abbreviation for mayonnaise.
2. Salad sauce.
3. Fresh sperm shot from the wang.
4. The cream you put on your face before using the razor.
5. Body lotion.
6. Shampoo.
7. Related to Maya.
8. Ice cream.
9. Yogurt.

1. Put some mayo on the sandwich.
2. Put some mayo to my fruit salad.
3. Dude you shot mayo on your face while jacking off.
4. Put the mayo on your face.
5. Mayo is good to your face.
6. Mayo is good to your hair.
7. I like the Mayo Pyramid.
8. I like to eat mayo.
9. You should drink some mayo.

by siff ess bee July 29, 2017

Mayo

Semen, cum, ejaculate

Alex slid his hand into Tyler's shorts and whipped up some mayo

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Cinco de Mayo

A date wear Mexican's celebrate kicking out Spanish and French people out of there Country.

Happy Cinco de Mayo Aren't you happy we kicked out those Spanish and French people.

by Bear-3 January 6, 2019

mayo

when you are doing something that involves a creamy, white substance that you are eating

makes a sandwich using mayo
other person: omg that's so mayo

by triggered 12 year old August 25, 2018

Mayo

a not talented girl that lets all good dancers disappear behind her. wow it's magic
also known as burger

"Did you see that crutsy dusty mafxckin lookin fat a** diabetes bicth at the Chizuru? Yeah thats mayo."

by Xenos hoe September 19, 2018

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de May symbolizes Mexico's great battle against the French army with margaritas and Mexican food.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

by Cloey Valentine June 2, 2018