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Louisiana Cumsquat

A Louisiana cumsquat is when you’re checking your fantasy team while doing a squat at the gym, when all of a sudden you realize you might have a chance of winning your league this year so you produce an excess of semen as a result of your recent findings.
The gym staff had to clean up my Louisiana Cumsquat after I found out Saquon Barkley scored the touchdown I desperately needed.
by treyisverygood September 3, 2021
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The Boot to Louisiana

The Boot to Louisiana-
The Boot to Louisiana is when every state in U.S.A. kicks you out for (insert fantasy scenario here) except for Louisiana, Louisiana will be the only state to accept you.

Louisiana was once known as part of the M.I.M.A.L. the Elf region. Louisiana is also known as the Boot, Mimal's Boot, the Elf's Boot, and/or the Elven's Boot. Home of everything that is Bootleg.
Person 1- I heard getting the Boot to Louisiana was so impossible I cannot find a reason why that the legend exists.

Person 2-It does exist otherwise nobody would talk about it.
by Silenthillrick2 October 11, 2023
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Louisiana Refund

Opposite of louisiana purchase. When a woman loses her big round ass due to dieting.
Dam girl, u just got a louisiana refund? Give this girl a double cheeseburger!
by kbmoney November 4, 2011
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Louisiana Steam Train

When you hit a vape and blow it into your partners ass and they fart out an o and you ghost and zero it
Dude i Louisiana Steam Train principle brown yesterday
by Mad PP game November 27, 2024
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louisiana fistfight

The act of wrapping your hand with razor wire and proceeding to anally fist someone.
Steve was killed after Jack and he engaged in a Louisiana Fistfight.
by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016
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Louisiana Lunch Break

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”
by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023
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louisiana pillow fight

When 2 girls smash their beavers into each other's face
1.They're lesbian?
2. Yeah, they havin a Louisiana pillow fight tonight.
by Dumbassnuke June 1, 2018
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