Lambert

Especially foul piece of shit left floating in a public toilet, especially at truckstops in rural areas or similarly filthy restrooms. Etymology unknown, apparently regional to Seattle area.

Oh, christ, somebody left me a lambert.

by That's what she said... November 10, 2009

lumber

A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.
Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 14."

John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?"
Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about."
John: "Oh, my bad. Did you get lumber 2c?"
Jane: "Yes, yes I did."

by deathsupport April 6, 2008

Lekberg

A kind, sexy, outgoing, laid back person. Who takes no shit from nobody. He enjoys life, girls and music. Sports are his biggest passion.

You cant be a Lekberg

by Soifakis January 12, 2008

Lumberjack

A girl or situation that will quickly reduce an erection to its normal state.

Susan is a total lumberjack.

I was ready to go when my mom walked in. I got lumberjacked.

by theGinganinja41 March 8, 2010

red ruffed lemer

they are the most beastlyest creatures alive and they are way beastlyer than wombats

OMG that red ruffed lemer was so amazing!

by claudiarox January 19, 2008

Lambert

A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where Colchester United's manager Paul Lambert left for local rivals Norwich City. After beating Norwich 7-1 a week ago.

You're such a Lambert!

by CUFC94 October 12, 2011

lumberjack lady

when a girl is really manly and borderline scary. she can be a good friend but only when the rest of the single hetero girls are NOT like her. she's basically like a lumberjack lesbian but not a lesbian.

guy #1- "dude there's no single girls here all of them are lesbians."
guy#2- "no, they're lumberjack ladies and what do you expect when you come to a monster truck rally to look for chicks?"
guy #1- "yeah you're right..i guess i just have a lumberjack lady fetish?"
guy #2- "well i guess that's cool if you want a girl with bigger muscles than you and likes building fences."

by bossoftheworld19 August 9, 2010