lawn wrecker

a person who likes to ruin people's fucking lawns for a living

The lawn wrecker got stuck on lawn and landed on train track.

by blue-eyed wonder September 16, 2020

Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.

I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.

by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020

Blood Lawn

when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)

We're seeing a blood lawn today

by Connor rim December 19, 2018

Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game

Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025

lawn pizza

Spew...vomit...chunder

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard

by Vandy80 February 19, 2021

lawn licker

Similar to a carpet muncher; A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to another woman

“Omg, I heard Jenny was a lawn licker”
“No way! Doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”

by Pxince October 15, 2023

lawn crawler

A lawn crawler is a someone who come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.

i dont want lawn crawlers gatecrashing my party

by scottio5926 June 23, 2008