Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girls mouth with pop rocks and receive a blowjob from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025

LAMP

Short for Laughing Ass Mother Pussy

You a lamp or instead of lmao... lamp

by ebag.dash September 30, 2019

Lamp

When you have a great idea

“Lamp! We should get a cat!”

by Stumberr April 1, 2023

the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

lamps

they light stuff up and yeah

person 1: "yo what does these lamps do"

person 2:"it lights stuff up and yeah"

by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 27, 2022

Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 9, 2022

Lamp

A source of light that’s cool and stuff and stuff light

That lamp looks cool like is that a lamp I wish I had a lamp

by Iampof November 23, 2020