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Louisiana Facelift

When you grab her by both ears and throat fuck her until you shoot jizz in her eyes and pull the skin back tight on her face and yell .....LOUISIANA FACELIFT!!!!!!!
Man shit got wylde last night. I gave that ho a Louisiana Facelift!
by Cliffordthedos April 10, 2023
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Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta
Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”
by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024
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Louisiana Mud Cloud

When you stick your ass out of a plane mid flight and drop a fat poo
Oh no! Little Timmy just got hit by a Louisiana Mud Cloud!
by acheekyfookincoon December 14, 2024
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louisiana shrimp whistle

Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
by HarmonicaJ December 6, 2016
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Louisiana Log Jam

A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
Him: Honey how about a good ole fashoined Louisiana Log Jam tonite?

Her: OK, but hurry up this time.
by AHULL October 16, 2022
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Louisiana trunk skunk

When a male has his penis in a females anus, the female then proceeds with anal sex while farting on the males partners penis.
Man that hoe sure gave one smelly Louisiana trunk skunk
by mearaomeara July 25, 2014
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Louisiana Sunday

When a hermaphrodite fucks themselves.
by Ayden mason June 18, 2019
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