The act of doing a keg stand while simultaneously consuming alcoholic beverages anally through a funnel. This is often done at college parties, primarily where members of Greek houses are present.
Shit bro, I got so fucked up last night... I did the Lincoln Double Funnel and was gone for the rest of the night!
by Joe's Younger Cousin May 12, 2011
When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.
After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.
by IroniMac December 13, 2014
by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019
Hey look, it's K-braham lincoln!
by Kya Nite August 20, 2014
The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party
I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.
by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019
a roll of 100 pennies
What am I going to do with this Lincoln Log that Grandma gave me? I hate pennies, and I hate going to the bank even more. I guess I could open it and fill up my 50 pairs of Penny Loafers. Nah, I'll just throw it at Sissy or a passing car.
by nowayjoseolay September 11, 2009
After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.
by ween October 23, 2003