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Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"
by lusealdickman September 18, 2016
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Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.
Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
by S.13 July 27, 2022
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greese lightning

When a man cums in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like Greese lighting.
"Hey baby fancy a greese lightning "
"Sure"
by Mike cocklong November 27, 2016
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shik lightning

shik-shit but it has pepsi on it.
todays rain has shik lightning
by omg man steezy September 20, 2020
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Asian lightning

by Whysgegayegwv April 23, 2020
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Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.
"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Lightning

Guy 1: "Dude I got it i finally thought of what vaginas taste like!!!"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? what do they taste like?"

Guy 1: "THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING LIGHTNING!!!"
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