Life

What people searching "life" in the urban dictionary need to get

Hey Billy! Stop watching porn and get a life!

by suck a big fat juicy cock January 5, 2017

Life

A living organism who is forced into this planet and has no idea what to do or how to do anything. Basically, a worthless creature living on Earth.

Many people, such as teenagers text their friends, "What is life?" Well, now you know. So stop asking.

by Hehebvshshjs June 5, 2015

Life

If you are looking this up, you don't have one.

Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.

by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013

life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

by bunda September 23, 2012

Life

Life; I'm sure ya'll know who superman is, right? So you know he's got every single power in the book. The fucker's practically invincible. Anyways I feel that people our age think they're superman. Okay, so we fuck around with the stupidest shit in the world. We smoke, we drink, we snort, we shoot up, and we steal something. We fuck around with the most dangerous shit in the world but we can't get hurt by it right? "Because we're invincible." But see it's bullshit. The crime, the drugs, and all that shit well that's our kryptonite. And well I see life is like superman flying over a field of kryptonite, and his goal is to get as close as possible to that field without actually touching it, you know? And being the rebel he is. He's always testing out his power, getting closer and closer but he's still cool right "because he's mother fucking superman." But eventually superman's gonna crash into that field of kryptonite and it's all gonna catch back with him. He'll crash and burn. It's the little things in life that mess you up the worst, but life goes on for most of us. We're all still flying along like superman, but we can't fly forever. We'll all eventually crash and then it hits us. We aren't invincible, Superman doesn't exist, but everything else, all the danger, all the problems, all the kryptonite will always be there...

SUPERMAN; life

by letmebemyself June 3, 2009

Life

a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will

"I hate myself."
"Thats life dude."

by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015

Life

1.The thing nobody wants, yet always receives.

2.Something I don’t have
3.Something other people have

1.Ughh I hate my damn life
2.you don’t have a life dude. All you do is watch tv and chill on the couch, ya potato.
3.wow you have a life... unlike me

by sLOVES ANIME October 30, 2019