Chalona's are very beautiful, outgoing, smart girls. They tend to be small in size. So, small they can fit in a box. Chalona really cares about her friends. She is very loyal and will do anything for them. She can be really feisty at times. If you make them mad better say your prayers. She loves sports. She is an amazing person and won't hesitate to let you know she fucks with you. The person who ends up with a Chalona will be the luckiest guy in the world, because she has an amazing personality. She is a ride or die till the end. She is super funny, and very passionate about 2k. She is a low key freak-a-leak. She'll always let you know when she gotta fart. She does really well in school. She is also a very clean person and takes pride in keeping her space clean.
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