Keyboard Fingering

Smashing your keyboard so fast that your friends start to say you're fingering your keyboard

"Damn baby what those hands do?"
"Keyboard fingering."

by Uncultured Saiku September 12, 2022

Keyboard Criminal

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)

"Ur a keyboard criminal"

by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025

keyboarding

striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid

What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...

by ukoyoki July 17, 2016

Keyboard combination

The phenomenon by which a bored human searches urban dictionary for various permutations of the alphabet, with no particular goal other than to waste time, and perhaps to find a unique one.
Some examples of these:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qazedcwsxtgbrfvujmyhnolikp
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp
mrjocktvquizphdbagsfewlynx

You: "I'm so bored! Time to look up some keyboard combinations."

by Kargaroc586 July 26, 2024

Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.

Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.

by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023