When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed
by Kansas kids February 12, 2020
A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
by WaltonT October 14, 2023
While having intercourse, the male rotates while penetrating the female until she loses consciousness, much like the tornado in “The Wizard of Oz”. When she awakes, you must be in a witch costume or else she’ll be allowed to crush you with her house.
My wife and I have been looking for new ways to spice things up. Just last week we tried a Kansas Smackdown, and boy was I unprepared.
by Realboy69420 August 19, 2021
by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025
by Just another Kansan April 26, 2018
Mom this place is like Kansas.
by Sickmothafucka69420 February 15, 2021