Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum

"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."

by Paintbait August 8, 2020

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

kansas city sparkler

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler

Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .

by Kansas boi April 15, 2017

Kansas City Chiefs

The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.

Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!

by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024

Kansas

Just like Paris Hilton: Flat, White and Easy to Enter

Guy1: Have you heard of Kansas?
Guy2: You mean Paris Hilton? They are both flat, white and easy to enter!

by fakename06 January 4, 2019

Kansas

a person who LOVES tacos! and chicken nuggets
I mean who doesn't but this girl is my friend, she's my little weirdo

Kansas, not Arkansas

by chinesepancakes November 21, 2019

playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.

“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*

by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021