Kansas Kick

The act of lying

Humbos Kansas kicking us right now

by Tiddys May 9, 2020

Kansas

nowhere

Person: Where are you from?
Kansan: Kansas
Person: Uh where? Is that in the US?

by blue771 October 26, 2018

Kansas teat

when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.

My wife gave me a Kansas teat last night she woke up with a stinky nose

by galekbruh January 12, 2023

Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.

Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.

by Squishy turd September 22, 2016

Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach

Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018

Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum

"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."

by Paintbait August 8, 2020

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti November 13, 2023