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Come on Kurt

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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KURT

A Kurt is a dark skinned American with super dark skin
. Hey that guys a Kurt . He had the completion of a Kurt
by Sn831 June 2, 2025
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Kurt

Kurt is a australian word meaning a mixture between good and cool. It is a compliment of the highest regard and upmost respect.
It originates from western victoria, Australia.
And has been used throughout NSW and NT, mostly in small outback towns.

Likewise the word Un-Kurt means the opposite most likely used sarcastically. Being bad and not cool and un popular.
"Wow, Kathy looks so kurt right now."
"That movie so kurt!"
"That was very un-Kurt of you!"
by Alloween July 20, 2023
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Kurt

Kurt is a coffee date king.
by Bistroboss97 November 22, 2021
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Alvince Kurt Paitan

He is Trash at basketball and cant shoot threes Perimeter shots and freethrows thats how bad he is.
Alvince kurt paitan is trash at basketball.
by GamerBaller69420 October 1, 2022
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Kurt Cobain

greasy, witty, punky 1990s heartthrob. he had nice hair and sang about vomiting, cum & diarrhea, if that's not definitive of pretty neat, than i don't know what is
Kurt Cobain? Oh, the guy who made that cool painting of that crossdressing looking marionette? I love that guy!
by sistinearsonist January 6, 2024
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kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!
daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️
by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021
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