by BautistaBombHer June 5, 2018
Get the Bleeding Kansasmug. A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
by WaltonT October 14, 2023
Get the Kansas Sicknessmug. A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.
by Goddamnit James June 1, 2018
Get the Kansas Tornadermug. A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
Get the Kansas Steamermug. Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.
Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
by AJ Locke April 18, 2018
Get the Kansas City virginmug. by DubstepHero777 October 27, 2022
Get the What in the Kansas is thismug.