Jordan Jord-an noun.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.
1. Wow, you look like a jordan... fuckin gross
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.
by SEAN-A-LAWN.co December 10, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. Total creepers
Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive
May be intrested in a bevy of sports
Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing
Often dresses in an eccentric manner
Does not know when to stop
Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling
Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive
May be intrested in a bevy of sports
Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing
Often dresses in an eccentric manner
Does not know when to stop
Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling
OMFG what the fuck is he doing in front of my house?
Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt
Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?
Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt
Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?
by hahalaughinginyourface May 8, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. Usually gay and a regular homosexual. usually resides in and around suburban areas such as Peachtree City.
A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety
A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs
A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off
A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety
A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs
A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off
by Hunter58 February 22, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. by Rhana June 13, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.
Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan"
Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.
Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.
by Jordan Fetus April 5, 2008
Get the jordanmug. by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008
Get the jordanmug. A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!
AND a horrible boyfriend!
AND a horrible boyfriend!
Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!
Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time
Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.
Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time
Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.
Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
by ihatejordan December 28, 2009
Get the Jordanmug.