A dumb puerto rican chick who trys hard to act black, she can act a lil and maybe even dance (woo-hoo) but she can't sing for sh!t, she has this annoying limp voice that makes me want to gauge my own eyeball out whenever I hear her crappy/trendy music on the radio. Makes stinky perfume & cheap/tacky clothes.
She became famous for that fat, wide fanny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some Depends. Cindy Crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo's ass she wouldn't even go out in public. *too much butt and no boobies, me no likey*
She became famous for that fat, wide fanny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some Depends. Cindy Crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo's ass she wouldn't even go out in public. *too much butt and no boobies, me no likey*
If she's so "real" then why did she get her nose and lips resized and why does she wear all that fake bronzer?
by ur5minsisup June 08, 2005
An overrated washed-up limp voiced "artist" who really isn't good at anything except dancing. her clothes are cheap and tacky, her perfumes smell like the cheap stuff you can get at any drugstore, her acting is barely average, plus she tries to act black but really only looks like a trendy fool.
So why exactly is she famous? her huge wide ass which makes her look like shes wearing depends and/or has a limp on her back which might be in at the moment because it's something new, but still is a lame reason to make her a multi-millionaire.
So why exactly is she famous? her huge wide ass which makes her look like shes wearing depends and/or has a limp on her back which might be in at the moment because it's something new, but still is a lame reason to make her a multi-millionaire.
by GypsyBarbie June 12, 2005
by m.e.p February 08, 2008
1. A person who has no talent. 2. Someone who is full of herself 3. Someone who, unfortunately, became famous because of her role in "Selena." Let's face it, that movie made her. Note: The real Selena was a beloved Mexican singer and, unfortunately, Jennifer Lopez became famous by association. Also, when "Selena" originally came out, many Mexicans and Selena fans were outraged that Lopez, a puerto rican, was picked for the role. (Puerto Ricans and Mexicans hate each other). 4. A sell-out. For playing the role of a Mexican.
I can't believe they picked that puerto rican ho, Jennifer Lopez, over all those Mexican actresses for thee role of Selena! If you're a sell-out, you're a Jennifer Lopez.
by realmom1 May 28, 2010
noun-
1)a soiled whore
2)a piece of shit
3)Eric Cartman's hand
verb-
acting like a spoiled whore
adjective-
spoiled whorish
1)a soiled whore
2)a piece of shit
3)Eric Cartman's hand
verb-
acting like a spoiled whore
adjective-
spoiled whorish
noun-
1) She being a Jennifer Lopez.
2)Aw man! Look at all this Jennifer Lopez on my finger
3)TACO FLAVORED KISSES
verb-
Stopping Jennifer Lopezing me...
adjective-
STOP ACTING JENNIFER LOPEZ!
1) She being a Jennifer Lopez.
2)Aw man! Look at all this Jennifer Lopez on my finger
3)TACO FLAVORED KISSES
verb-
Stopping Jennifer Lopezing me...
adjective-
STOP ACTING JENNIFER LOPEZ!
by David Winokur May 16, 2005
Creator of google images she created google images using the iconic green versace dress that donatella made
Did you know Jennifer Lopez Is the creator of google images so if you hate JLO stop using google image you crusty cunt.
by Princessdianaisqueen0010 March 14, 2021
My sister said she'd rather have an engagement ring than a flat belly any day. She's such a Jennifer Moonglow.
by Sparkina1967 May 30, 2016