jeff gordon

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.

Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

by Most April 25, 2006

Jeff Dunham

the ventriquolist who created Achmed the dead terrorist shown on YouTube and some American TV show

"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009

jeff gordon

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500

jeff gordon sucks alot of dick

by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005

Uncle Jeff

A whimsical way to refer to the founder of Amazon, Jeff Bezos. It is mainly used by employees of the company.

"I hope I can afford rent next month."

"It'll be alright. Just ask Uncle Jeff to take care of you!"

by hemp112 November 2, 2021

jeff fisher

Adjective. Based on the NFL coach, a Jeff Fisher is someone or something that is consistently mediocre.

Person 1: "I got my report card back, I just got straight C's again."
Person 2: "You really are a Jeff Fisher student."

by Rwhite84 March 3, 2017

Pull a Jeff

1.) To be overly sensitive and overbearing.
2.) Lacking a pair of male genitals.
3.) To cry over a female that doesn't really care about you or want to be with you.
4.) To be a bitch.

Tim: Dude are you crying...
Jim: Yeah man, Christy just dumped me.
Tim: Wait, you guys have been dating for what, two weeks?
Jim: Yah, but I loved her.
Tim: Wow, way to pull a Jeff... pussy.

by voodootaco November 24, 2010

jeff oneill

The act of snorting 2 8balls of coke out of the butthole of another man while stroking your cock at the same time

Dude my retard friend just performed a Jeff Oneill on Theresa

by Jeffeyrydell May 4, 2019