Jayden

A skin bag filled with lard. Can cause devastating earthquakes when stomping and deserves to be bullied. Normally intimate with it's mother. If shown McDonalds, the entity can cause catastrophic damage to the nearest 20 acres of land.

"Hey have you seen Jayden?"

"how can you miss him, he's the size of the Hindenburg!"

by Anthropoid_1939 November 23, 2021

Jayden

Jayden is the best person in the world. He’ll always be there for you when times get rough, but will always keep it real with you no matter if you like it or not.

Omg. is that Jayden. yea he’s with his girlfriend.

by tryphobiaistrio July 10, 2021

Jayden

The guy that will kill you for taking his chips and the type of kid that has a 1 inch penis

And the type of guy that will kill you in fortnite battle Royale.

“Jayden how did you kill me”
“I sweated a bit yeah I do that sometime”

by Dusty bodee August 4, 2019

Jayden

Jayden is the #1 kind of person you need for a best friend. He will make you laugh cheer you up when your sad, even give you presents out of no were. He knows exactly what's wrong with you even if you don't say anything. Jayden will always be the one who has your back, no matter what comes your way. If you have a Jayden keep him/her and NEVER LET GO

"Jayden said he wants to be friends"

" OMG really I've been wanting to be true.ds with him since 4th grade"

by KK_KENT_91797 November 4, 2019

Jayden Tiffany

Jayden is a sexy devil he will eat ur peen so fast ur grandma won’t even have time to say yum yum my bum when I walk in the room I shout EAT MY BUTT says a Jayden next time won’t u eat his pickle his soggy pickle!!

Jayden Tiffany is soi loco broski

by Batdogg2 January 15, 2019

Jayden

One of the most obnoxious people you will meet. Hella ugly. Not very kind. Really dumb. Never trust a Jayden Seefried or a Jayden Atchison, they will bully you.

" Oh my God is that Jayden?"

" Ya, what a dick"
"So true"

by acss troll October 22, 2019

jayden x sharay

BEST SHIPPP THEY ARE MARRIED YOUR HONOR. WHEN THEY GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE SHOCKED THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER. THE BISEXUAL POWER IS ROCKING. I NEED THEM TOGETHER ISTG I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABT THEM.

IF JAYDEN X SHARAY ISNT YOUR FAVORITE SHIP GTFO

by iona#1111 October 23, 2022